Ok, so since i'm an expert in this field now, i'm gonna show you how to get rid of trolls. (I'm a troll hunter
Of course this doesn't mean they never comment for you or stop talking to you. they're everywhere. like perverts!
you cannot make them vanish into thin air. you have to deal with them.
Now my way works 99% of times. I got rid of more than millions of trolls this way.
Here is my easy, simple instructions:
The most important thing is that you MUST be and act smart. not like a smart-ass. JUST SMART. Trolls try to be smart-ass.
First of all depends on where you are, sometimes you DON'T
need to answer at all which means = Troll fails.
If that's a comment that you can just read and laugh at their stupidity, don't answer.
A: You won't trigger the trolling bomb.
B: People who follow you, usually crash trolls for you. And well... the troll will be gone.
Sometimes (which is most of the times) you HAVE TO
answer just to let the world know who the stupid one is.
If they offended you badly, if you can't stand their comments, if they're bothering you, that's when despite what people say "you shouldn't answer, just ignore them"... YOU MUST ANSWER AND DEFEND YOURSELF!
Now, how you defend yourself?
Please first make sure you are smart enough to deal with a troll. otherwise they will drive you crazy and you will fail.
Being smart means:
1. Having a good choice of words in the right time
2. Not taking trolls seriously (always know that they're dumb)
3. Never threaten them
4. Never show that you're mad or got butt-hurt (even if they said you are)
5. Never offend them DIRECTLY, but never resist to tell the truth
Example: Never say "You are an a-hole" or things like that, but you can say "I can say that you have mental problems"... offend them politely! That will make em angry.
Now if you think you are smart enough, you can kill them with your brain!!!!:
1. Never hide their comments, because their comments is a proof to their stupidity. Hiding them means you're hiding the proof and accepting that you've been trolled!
I never hide the comments, i usually exterminate the trolls!
2. "Don't answer to them" IS THE WRONG OPTION.... ANSWER THEM
Keep the conversation going. Keep answering....
Then in a right moment, leave that person's comment without replay.
That moment is when their last comment show their stupidity.
For drawing the conversation to that point, you shouldn't say anything against them
like "you are stupid" and there comes a moment when they don't say anything against you. that's when you leave the conversation without replay.
You won't answer again, no matter what.
Example: My last troll confessed that "Yes i'm a bitch, i like being a bitch!" that's when i left the conversation.
3. Now it's time to be the smart one.
First of all, try to gather as many proofs as you can to prove that they are breaking laws (anywhere you are).
Anything that you think will take em down. their offending or impolite comments, their arts or videos or pictures or anything that break site's policies (depends on what are the policies)
Remember, trolls are dumb and stupid, otherwise they wouldn't do this. they definitely have something that you can use against them. ALWAYS!
4. Never threaten them yourself. And NEVER tell about your plans.
It's time to get help from powerful people. (like the DA staff!)
Give them the proofs and tell them that they have no right to do this.
If you give them enough proofs they will kill the troll for you.
And your troll will be gone for good!
(Warm greetings to all the trolls around the world)Note: This instructions are for people who want to get rid of trolls permanently. if you don't have time or anything. just do what you always do best. ignore them and pass them to the next person in line, let them suffer.
but i appreciate the help of people who help us exterminate them!
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